HOLY. GOD. BALLS.

I’ve got a nosebleed and I don’t know what to do to make it stop. -__________-

thedailywhat:

OMG! Stop What You’re Doing And Watch The Hell Out Of This Adorbz Kid of the Day: Cutest kid ever performing the cutest version ever of Jason Mraz’s “I’m Yours” on the ukulele.

Disclaimer: TDW may not be held responsible for any and all spontaneous pregnancies which will occur as a result of this video.

[thanks jennifer and kevin!]

How FUCKING COOL.

thedailywhat:

Coolest Elevator-Specific Ad of the Day: Unfortunately, this clever campaign is wasted on the promotion of a rather presumptuous plastic surgeon, but it’s boss nonetheless.
Also: As Redditor unintelligentperson points out, “if you’re holding a stack of pizzas and have to press the button with your ass…[t]hen God will be poking your ass!”
Related: The Obligatory FSM Shoop. (via.)
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How FUCKING COOL.

thedailywhat:

Coolest Elevator-Specific Ad of the Day: Unfortunately, this clever campaign is wasted on the promotion of a rather presumptuous plastic surgeon, but it’s boss nonetheless.

Also: As Redditor unintelligentperson points out, “if you’re holding a stack of pizzas and have to press the button with your ass…[t]hen God will be poking your ass!”

Related: The Obligatory FSM Shoop. (via.)

[via.]

agentmlovestacos:

“Please do it at the beach.” More at Gizmodo.

agentmlovestacos:

“Please do it at the beach.” More at Gizmodo.

  • Frodo: I'm glad you're here with me, Samwise Gamgee
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  • Frodo: At the end of all things
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  • Frodo: ಥ_ಥ
I have this mug!
(via hollywoodoverdose)

I have this mug!

(via hollywoodoverdose)

-laughs- It’s funny. I remember when you were just a pretty girl on Facebook.

oh, hey.

so it’s been a while since i’ve updated anything here on this tumblr, thing.

what is the internet anyway?! it’s been too long since i’ve been on this nonsense. i should be at home. or at adrin’s to pick up my cat. or orororor at taco bueno getting food because i am huuuungry.

i have a lot of things to say but a lot of things i’m going to keep to myself, because that’s none of your business, internet.

Even though it’s Tuesday.
artpixie:

Breaking All Tradition

Even though it’s Tuesday.

artpixie:

Breaking All Tradition

i've found a new happy place.

I went to lowe’s the other day with jackson, skyler, and adrin and we got some cardboard for my yoko cosplay…well, they found a refrigerator box. and we brought it back to adrin’s, and we’ve been sitting in it and drawing ALL OVER it and everything. it’s so much fun. if you’re not here, you’re missing out. srsly.